Conan O'Brien shoots his way through Hitman: Absolution in new 'Clueless Gamer' review

Though Hitman: Absolution affords its players a number of tools and abilities to stealthily execute Agent 47's target, Conan O'Brien didn't seem to have much patience for them in his latest "Clueless Gamer" review.

O'Brien, who previously shared his (self-admitted) un-expert opinion on Skyrim and Resident Evil 6, makes his way through Hitman: Absolution's first few levels in the most violent manner possible in the video above. Sneaking isn't really his fashion; he prefers louder methods of execution, like gunfire or, in one particularly gruesome clip, a well-placed mulcher.

Check out the video above to watch the carnage unfold.

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