The hauntingly placid world of Journey would be placid no longer if this explosive DLC for thatgamecompany's award-winning indie title were a real thing.
As you can see in the April Fools' trailer above, the red-robed wanderers have picked up some new skills in their repertoire, blasting each other with rockets throughout deserts, caverns, and snow-covered peaks.
Journey's Rocket Death Match DLC is slated to come out on April 1st, 2014, according to the trailer — though we wouldn't hold our breath.