I'm sorry, but this game is only available on *insert platform*
How often have you wished you could play Bayonetta 2 on your Xbox One? Monster Hunter 4 on your PlayStation Vita? Or maybe you've wanted to play Pokémon, Halo 3 or Super Mario Bros. on your iOS device?
There are logical reasons why many of these will probably never, ever happen but it doesn't stop us from wanting one device for all of the franchises. Now instead of just writing "PS Vita/Wii U: All of the games pls" I'm going to ask if people can follow this formula and join in conversation when someone makes a suggestion ahead of you:
Why it would be a great port:
Have fun with your choices guys.