So, I've been playing this game, this stupid silly game, and it taking over my life. The game is called Candy Box, and can be played in your browser. You start the game, slowly acquiring candies. You can eat them, or throw them on the ground. Stay with me here. You can buy lollipops, and getting to 150 candies lets you but a sword. The game opens up here, and you can undertake an epic, ASCII quest, about candy.
Look, trust me on this, it's fun. I'm currently stuck on the dragon, have any of you played it?