Fable: The Journey gets its achievements list released, featuring spoofs on Skyrim and Hamlet.
A list of achievements for the upcoming Kinect-only title Fable: The Journey is now available, courtesy of OXM, featuring minor spoilers alongside references to Skyrim and Hamlet.
The fifth title in the Fable series from Lionhead Studios, Fable: The Journey is set fifty years after the events of Fable 3 and users will control a new character, Gabriel, through large portions of Albion.
The game is scheduled to release October 9th in North America.
Return of the Black Knight: You dismantled a hollow man. It's just a (rotting) flesh-wound!
Trollololol: You emerged unscathed from a troll fight. Problem?
Pest Control: Ten stingers in five seconds. How long for the other 600,000?
B-B-Q: Roast chicken is the best smell in the world. Unless you're a chicken.
Great Balls of Fire: You killed three enemies with one Fireball. Goodness gracious.
Boom-erang: You killed a hobbe with his own bomb. 'Tis the sport to have the enginer hoist with his own petar
Shardly a Problem: You cast Shards with utmost precision. For your next trick, spear an apple off Seren's head.
Five Billion Candle Power: You burned the Corruption from three creatures with one spell. Time to break out the factor 40.
Mind Your Manas: You dished out a veritable smorgasbord of spell power. Delicious.
Toasty: Burning through the sky at 200 degrees. That's why they call him Mr. Pushed-in-the-Lava.
Bam!: There it is! You killed ten creatures with explosive barrels.
Flail: You killed 500 enemies. The Grim Reaper loves round numbers.
Epic Flail: 1,000 kills! That's a lot of killing. You should have a lie down. And a shower.
Fore!: You killed three enemies with thrown objects. Down in front!
Reflectology: You killed 15 enemies with their own attacks. Reflect on your progress, and feel proud.
Hard Shoulder: You dealt with a traveling enemy by making it crash and die. Ben Hur would be proud.
Roadkill: You ran down an enemy with your cart. Consider investing in a plough.
Fear of Flying: You killed 20 enemies in midair. Flying's fine - it's landing that hurts. Also, the magic spells.
Cartmageddon: A good driver keeps their hands on the reins at all times, apart from when they're killing things.
Pimp My Cart: Yo Gabe, we heard you like Heroes so we hung a Hero from your cart so you can Hero while you Hero.
Wheeee!: You thrust your arms in the air during the mine cart ride. Souvenir photo available in the gift shop.
I Used to Be an Adventurer: Then I took an arrow to the horse. She's all better now, though.
Happy Camper: You tried your hand at all camp activities. Way to go, cowboy.
Why the Long Face?: You healed ten wounds on Seren. If she walked into a bar and bruised herself, you'd heal that too.
Long Sustained Attacks: You fully upgraded one of your spells. You'll be able to bring down anything now.
Sparrow: You purchased five upgrades. Your Journey has begun.
Chicken Chaser: You purchased ten upgrades. Your powers are beginning to soar. Soar like a chicken.
Hero: You purchased 15 upgrades. Truly, you are a Hero.
For Every Chest, a Consequence: You opened 15 chests. Now on to the greater mystery: Whose stuff have you been stealing?
Test Your Medal: You earned your first Medal in Arcade Mode.
Heavy Medal: You earned a Bronze Medal in every Arcade Mode challenge.
Pedal to the Medal: You earned a Silver Medal in every Arcade Mode challenge.
Medal Gear Solid: You earned a Gold Medal in every Arcade Mode challenge.
No Claims Bonus: You completed The Last Stand without taking any damage.
Off the Chain: You achieved a kill chain of 40 during Arcade Mode.
If I Only Had a Brain: You whiled away the hours, conferring with the flowers. And exploding scarecrows' heads.
The Open Road: Your story has begun, but where will the road lead you?
Saved by the Sun: You escaped the Devourer... for now.
In the Palm of Your Hand: The power of the gauntlets is now yours, but so is their burden.
Footloose: You rescued Fergus from a spot of Hobbe bother. Your reward? Singing and beans.
Shoo!: You made it to the barn and saw off the White Balverine (with a little help from your friends).
Off the Menu: The Devourer has been defeated, and Fergus is at rest. There's no turning back now, Hero.
Going Underground: You made it out of Bladebarrow. Most don't.
Don't Stop Believing: You have completed your Journey. The Spire is no more, and a new dawn awaits Albion.
Alas, Poor Nodsy!: You laid to rest the spirits of a platoon of morons. They're another dimension's problem now.
A Job for Life: You destroyed a man's livelihood and smashed something up while you were at it. You're a true Hero.
Mind over Matter: The Temptress is no more. Or was it all just a dream?
The Long Road Home: You finally caught up with Katlan. It's you who's needed at the front of the convoy now.
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