Amazing Spiderham

  • joined Oct 25, 2012
  • last login Aug 20, 2014
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I never buy games at lunch. I always wait til after dinner.

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Eh, it’s like chewing gum. Chicle was supposed to be a rubber substitute but it flopped so they repurposed it for chewing gum and it worked.

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And waxed!

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I’m in the same boat. 720p is as good as my TV gets and frankly I’m fine with it. Games still look good. I’ll probably get a 1080p TV just when everybody switch’s to 4K TV’s.

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Whatever. I don’t even own a 1080p!

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Zing.

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So at the end of the day Hohokum is…puts on sunglasses…hokum.

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Yeah it’s borderline self-parody.

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Shadow Realms? Shadow Lord? Man…the only thing more generic than those names is this dismissive comment!

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Word.

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It’s the game play mechanics I’m zeroing in on. Third person shooting with a lot of slow motion effects a la Alan Wake and Max Payne.

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Take note Remedy, this is how you make a new IP, by showing us something different.

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Oh lord. Do the kids today not know what a French Tickler is? I hope they realize it’s not a handsy Gerard Depardieu.

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Dammit! Don’t distract me with your good points!

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Looks like we get to save the cheerleader…unless we don’t want to.

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