For half a second there, I thought it read, “Now I have Psy!!!”
Something that makes me feel good about my life.
I don’t have my car today, but I know that I can just walk to the bar near my work, and the people I know there would gladly give me a ride home.
I’m not glorifying drinking, just that if you treat people with respect, you can sometimes meet some good and decent people. I’m just happy that I know a bunch.
OH NO! Who stabbed a flower into that girl’s eye? Just terrible.
Wow, I just found out a monitor can blow up your PC (well, temporarily). A coworker plugged in a spare monitor as a second screen. That immediately shut everything down. Even after removing the monitor, the pc was not booting up properly. He had to go into safe mode and change some settings to get it working again.
It was a problematic monitor to begin with. It seemed like it would only work on some videocards and not others. Even so, I never expected it to cause such a huge problem. It’s an evil monitor.
I’ll keep an eye out for Canadian Club. Crown Royal is just meh, all hyped up by advertising.
ooh, looks interesting.
Also heard that’s how they make alcohol in prison. Usually rotten oranges.
It’s called 8 Seconds. What do you recommend?
Wow, kids, these days, grow up too fast.
I like Ellie. She’s hilarious.
I hear that. The only reason I bought it was because a friend of a friend recommended it to me as the best Whisky he’s ever had. I didn’t know it was Canadian whisky until I got it home. After I tasted it, I felt like I got ripped off, that friend of a friend owes me for the bad rec.
My name is Bender, and I’ve been sober for 3 days and 8 hours as of today.
I have no beer at home and I’m out of Bourbon. I only have Canadian Whisky left, ugh. I’ll drink it if I have to.
Been playing a lot of Kingdom Rush on my phone, and then I introduced it to my GF and she became obsessed with it. She beat it in 2 days. She’s better than me at tower defense games. She said she kept playing, not because she liked it, but because she was just obsessed with finishing it, weird. The part she liked about it was the upgrades cuz it was like shopping.
Yeah, I was wondering how his head would fit into the body.
See, videogames ARE bad. Where’d you think he learned that trick.
c’est un Bender, n’est-ce pas?
For some reason, I want the guy on the stairs to be Richard Ayoade.
Great excuse to play games at work.
NSA agent: Just one more hour sir, I’m in really deep with this World of Warcraft clan full of terrorists. I’m about to find out the bomber’s cousin’s sister’s best friends’ favorite color.
NSA Agent’s typical day: 2 hours in the morning spying on girlfriend/wife. 4 hours online gaming. 2 hours spying on ex that dumped them.
hmm…. I thought SHIT was already real. The only reason you would take the square power of something to make it real is because it is a square root of -1 (or any negative number).
but, I guess if SHIT was a number, it’d probably be negative.