CoffeeJezus

  • joined Oct 20, 2012
  • last login May 20, 2013
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Cool Stuff. Hot Coffee. Dark Souls.

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Very worried.

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Go to the Doctors, you can get cream for that.

In other news – SEEING STUFF! That’ll never catch on. Especially in Tomb Of the giants, which became SEEING EVEN LESS STUFF :P

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I may well have just jumped for joy. Kissed the clouds. Praised the sun.

These are amazing, thank you very much Freedomourne * ^ – ^ *

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A Pokemon game, even if it was just a tidier version of the handheld title, would be tops. The Monster Hunter aspect of being able to swap your saves between systems would be tops as well.

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I think Nintendo will be doing a big announcement regarding Deus Ex: Human Revolution – Directors Cut. Showing the game off, a few of its tweaks and features – giving it a real splash. Hopefully it’ll be a big success of the console.

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It wasn’t Jill’s size in particular, or any relation to her as a character – just that the character I was controlling was massive. An issue I also had with the Arkham games as well. Graphically spectacular and, well, lovely bumcakes, it’s just i’d rather have seen more of the screen.

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I remember that store. I think they were bought be Iceland. The company, not the country.

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Given that your natural inclination is to dress a character like they work on stage at a male gogo bar, I thought this would be right up your alley. So to speak.

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Clearly, no-one has more balls than Marjorie. Also, fear her wind attack.

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I played the WiiU demo last night and rather enjoyed it. My main gripe was the size of the main character, but all in all a rather nice return to Resi for a former fan like moi.

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That’s a desperately impressive EU bounty. Might have to finally capitulate and get the blighter.

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My favourite new Pokemon is Marjorie ..

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Can you not download the regular audio file to your phone?

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Should be ‘Season 2: Episode 1’ #~glares at Patrick~#

:P

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Eh? O_o

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I demand this show be renamed ’ The Dave Tach Chronicles’

That boy’s going to be bigger than Captain Planet.

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Desert Strike was an amazing game. I’d love a version of that on XboxLive Arcade.

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Bows. Because I have a friend called Bow, yet have no friend called Helicopters.

Also, Bow is ace. :D

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Look!

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Also, if you focus in on the Owl’s nostrils [or Eyes if you’re following this train of thought], both they and the beak look like a dark Souls mask. Fo sho.

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He did look chuffed when we said he could come along. And then the dream ended.

If Will Ferrell wakes up sad, it may well be my fault.

""Are you okay, Will?"

“No jokes today”

“But .. why ..?”

“I .. I just .. #~tears up~#”

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Note that its eyes are actually further down, and the ‘eyes’ may well be a hunting/intimidation mechanism!

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Last night’s dream involved John C Reilly & I exploring/breaking into this old building, which it turned out was some kind of abandoned record shop. I think Will Ferrell turned up later, but more because he didn’t want to be left out.

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The gentleman has but the first, I think. Hence, he gets to play ‘walk cautiously..see a big nasty in the distance, swap lantern for shield, shizz goes darker .. fight!’ :D

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YeSsSSSss!

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PS3 seems a little quicker in places (very, very minutely), that’s about it. If 360 controller be thy bag, then go with that version.

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So summon me in, brosephina * ^ – ^ *

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That Armin GiF is ace. Can’t wait for the latest episode of Attack On Titan. Staggering series!

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