Today is the Glorious Twenty Fifth of May. Wear the lilac. Grab your towel. Donate some money to an Alzheimers charity, and celebrate the works of two of the worlds finest authors.

The link about what I’m talking about

That’s actually what I’ll be doing (hopefully). if they ever let me PLAY THE THING.

MAP DAT UV SON!

Bloop blorp!

Yeah, s’alright. I was just about to get crunching properly on DUST 514 and the servers have gone down for maintenance. DAMN, BUGGER AND BLAST.

Hey thar! This sounds like it might be a bug. If you pop this into an email for the support guys. They’re nice guys! I’ll give em a poke and point them here as well :D

support AT polygon DOT com

This is especially weird after my adventures in Dark Souls last night. It’s like you were there.

FLEEING TIME.

My query: Did everyone on the internet die? Feels like I’m shouting into the void this morning.

I totally worked out this was gonna be you Samit! Great job sir!

That’s just my incredible acting style :P

No grand statements here! If I was doing that, I’d have put some tape on my glasses, gone full neck beard and gained ten stone.

POLLS ARE CHOSEN BY MANAGEMENT.

Which is me.

BACK ONCE AGAIN, WITH THE POLYGON DAILY

I LOVE IT.

Oh my god… I want to buy one, get a giant black leather coat, balance it on my head, put on the coat, and creep up on people and go “STAAAAARSSSS”.

It’s honestly a pretty great transition. They get round the mouse by using two cursor modes, auto and manual. Auto digs a 3-block wide shaft in whatever direction you face, great for extended mining, and Manual gives you a crosshair target to aim at specific blocks. I got used to this within about half an hour, absolutely love it :D

Let me explain this one.

I am cheap :D

Oh man, don’t get me started on that rezzing. If two people go down, game over.

All things I also disliked. How bout that character specific special area nonsense too!

Replies! Lemme see, yes, shave and a haircut (two bits!). Correct on Sam Jacks, got those for Christmas this year. I reckon you’re looking at my house phone, not a boat. Clone Trooper helmet (so close). Yep, Asuka, the only one I’ve EVER seen online. You’re maybe looking at Kain from the Legacy of Kain series. Spider-yes. Thing-yes. Bat-yes. The cage is our chinchilla cage, and I think you might be looking at a cut up wooden caterpillar for them to eat. Don’t know abut the Napoleon Dynamite :D

So… 6/9, not bad!

For everything you find, there are at least two more things on the other side of the room :D

Internet everyone!

Ah, never mind then. Still, you can throw, like, a penny at it, for if you do!

Seems fine for me, I’m gonna say this is a “your internet” problem :D

OR. Hit the Humble Bundle page, and pay what you want for ALL THE THINGS. Tonnes of bonus content too.

Oh god, I’d forgotten about that…

MOOOOVE!

Aw man, if that was Stratego, we’d have a deal.