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Rhyz

  • joined Feb 22, 2013
  • last login Aug 28, 2014
  • posts 5
  • comments 14325

I'm into a bit of everything.

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HA HA! I love the deodorant in there. At least you’ll know you’re not part of that con funk.

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Main quest is pretty quick. You’re probably high enough level to breeze through most of it.

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Would you say it was so nice you liked it twice?

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It’s cool. He showered so he’s clean.

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Did they fight for truth and justice and love? Were they teenagers with attitude? Did you guys have a mecha fight in the mountain side?

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But you’d get to wear a bad ass outfit.

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Someone has to baby sit us.

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Meh. If you’re gone tomorrow, I call dibs on your post count. That comment section sure is firestorm though. I haven’t seen any other sites report on this though.

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I don’t see a ban inbound.

How else are you supposed to use it?! Southern accent put to text, yo!

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Never use “..” It triggers what happened in your post. Always use “…”

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Being chaste seems like such a bore. I say let ’em have fun.

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The mood strikes in the most random of places.

There was this one time in a church parking lot…

Maybe I’ll just leave it at that.

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Wait a minute. Is the draft tomorrow? I thought it was moving to the 2nd or 4th?

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Shrimp is pretty good. Lobster, not for that price.

Red Snapper. Heavenly.

Tilapia. There’s like 200,000 variants in the family, its a junk fish.

I would say use turkey bacon though. That stuff is great.

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Woady’s seen some things, man. Horrible things.

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Must be a user error.

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Eh, depends on how devoted they are. I’ve known a few to partake.

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On a croissant. Because we’re not barbarians.

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I want this on a pamphlet so I can pass it out at cons.

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Sounds fun to me.

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Tee hee. Not out right, but the merman looks like a trap. I await the lulz.

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I’m so sorry.

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Do they come with a pirate ship?

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So ergonomic.

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One man a harem does not make.

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