I most certainly have 99 problems or more, but having a relationship with an amazing woman isn't one.
Plus I have some money so I can fight the case.
I am young and sometimes I wear my hats quite low but I do not believe I am a mind reader despite what my significant other says.
I don't sell crack either but I believe strongly in Biggie's Ten Commandments; almost with a religious reverence.
I'm from Saint Louis (hence West Side for people who represent) and I love it here despite spending time in large and small intervals, living and visiting larger, diverse, smaller, and otherwise different cities, towns, and countries. In other words, it offends me when people from wherever i.e. NYC, LA, CHI, SF, Vermont etc. speak ill of the Midwest. I live here and I find it to be the only place I would ever wish to stay for a year or more.
I love games and sometimes my love for them feels like a drug habit. That's usually when I'm playing Path of Exile (HGOTY Hidden Gem of the Year IMO) 2013.
Lastly, I find Polygon.com and its many wonderful employees, both freelance and otherwise, to be a beacon of hope in an increasingly (not to mention unfortunately) vapid, vitriolic, and nihilistic community of gaming enthusiasts and journalists. I <3 Polygon :)