Why don't you and I have a serious conversation about videogames and sex, then maybe have some chicken afterward?
Welcome to insanity.
Polygon needs to meet its “quotas” at least weekly…
I’m pretty sure Arthur Gies just had an aneurysm after hearing this news…
He’s the review Editor of Polygon for anyone who doesn’t know; he really hates the October release schedule this year.
Doom (Next Gen): I predict a 2015 release.
RIP Ice Climbers
also, Ness, Lucas, Wolf, Falco, Ivysaur, Squirtle, Roy, Snake, Dr. Mario, JigglyPuff, Game & Watch, Mewtwo, Meta Knight, Wario, Ganondorf, R.O.B., and Pichu…
You were all great in previous iterations of Smash Bros. but are now all retired.