Aw fuck yeah wine

That guy was sooo 80s. I wish I grew up in the 60s so I coulda been 80s guy too.

I just turn everything into omnigel now as far as that’s all concerned.
As far as the game goes I think had I not played ME 2 & 3 already then I’d have finished ME 1 by now, but since I know how it all plays out my motivation is very low.

What’s it been like a week? I’m still having the same problems of whether or not to buy Final Fantasy 9 aaand trying to force myself to finish the “tattoo removal with a rusty tin can lid” experience that is Mass Effect 1. Also I hurt my shoulder… in my sleep somehow.

I have a bottle of wine that I hope will fix all these problems.

It’s a pic of the Xbox One Mini.

Jello is such a weird thing to endorse. If I became famous I’d endorse blood. Everyone goddamn needs blood.

And then he is savagely eaten alive.

Spent. Not really sweaty though. Technically Xbox news has nothing to do with me so I didn’t exactly get worked up.

Hawkeye looks like 80s guy from Futurama.

Not unless it transforms into River City Ransom.

Talk in an accent. It’ll make you sound more endearing.

Well they have very little self esteem an- Ooooh… consoles. Right.

It looks like someone photoshopped Spenny from Kenny vs Spenny into a Xbox picture.

Maybe they just wanted everyone to call it “One”?

Your fate is sealed.

Sounds fishyy

I have bowls like that bowl.

I play my Gamecube games on my Gamecube with my Gamecube controller.

Yeah I guess there’s that. The aiming and Metriod Prime “Scan all the things!” just put me off. As a diehard RE fan I’ll have to get it eventually, but not right away and certainly not with The Last of Us just a few weeks away.

Grilled cheese too?

I don’t I felt the aiming was off and I know I’m not alone on that. It just doesn’t feel accurate. It feels like the aiming in Tomb Raider Underworld.

I hated the aiming in RE R. I LOVE Jill, but no man, this wasn’t as cool as RE6.

I always wanted one of these drawing pad things. That’s what it is right?

“Do it alone” time will have to happen in another room from now on.

<Looks down and kicks at the ground.
I’ll have a PS4 too.

Firsttime cheap sex

Dreamcast is beautiful!

Hey I’m glad it no longer looks like a DVR that something fell on. Not that I’ll be buying it.