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Salias

  • joined Oct 18, 2012
  • last login Aug 27, 2014
  • posts 134
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Network engineer, game design hobbyist, and consumer of cake.

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Stupid Opal card. That is all.

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I promise I won’t deliberately run anyone into any chryssalids!

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Zwolf, in case you don’t get to it by the time I beat Sleepy Dogs and RE: Revelations, I may be enlisting Polynauts to fight the aliens.

It must be done.

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Now I’m just reusing old imgur things.

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WOW. LINE STEALER RIGHT HERE.

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Tumbleweed…

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You are the bestest!

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I’m not a doctor, but I think this image might have Lupus.

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What about dood?

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Shh… don’t tell him. He thinks it’s real and that the badge made him super strong.

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If you’re not really wanting to play it, I recommend waiting as it’ll go down in price. It’s not a terrible game, but it’s also not an exceptional one.

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That would be a very late night.

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I don’t really like the “try this place thing” as it’s kinda wonky.

“Try this place, it’s 3 hours away”

No thanks Google Now, I’m at work.

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Lupus until proven innocent.

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A Zelda the size of Skyrim littered with puzzle dungeons would be delicious ok.

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This too.

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I regret I can only recommend this once.

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Google Now:

It’s raining.

It will take you 1hr11min to get to work by this route.

Have you tried this restaurant?

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I never mentioned anything about correct diagnosis, just that it’s always Lupus!

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It’s always Lupus.

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DDoS – Distributed Denial of Service; It’s an attack on a system or network with the goal of using multiple systems to flood a target with the end goal of resource exhaustion. There’s variations to this type of attack, but for simplicity’s sake I’ll leave it at that.

QoS – Quality of Service; This is covers a lot of things, but when people generally refer to QoS, they’re talking about traffic prioritisation and queuing. It’s mechanisms deployed on a network to give certain types of traffic varying priority to network resources. For example, looking for and tagging traffic for World of Warcraft to give highest priority over other traffic on a network.

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I don’t think it qualifies as a fart anymore if people see it.

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Not if you have headphones on.

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