Won't you join me as I ceremoniously disembowel unbox a retail Xbox One.
Are you curious what comes inside the Xbox One? Can you not wait for your console to arrive this Friday? Are you desperately wondering what will happen next in Polygon's unboxing metafiction, which began last week with the unboxing of the PlayStation 4 and will end 8 years from now with the unboxing of the Nintendo 500?
Then I think you will enjoy this unboxing video, which is full of wires and papers and thumb prints pressed into glossy plastic casing.