Imagine you're just kind of hanging out, and then you stumble upon Shia Labeouf covered in blood and you have to fight for your life. This is a song about that experience.
That's all well and good, but have you ever considered the fact that becoming one of the most famous men in the world may lead someone to do something a little bit crazy to blow off steam? What if the only way Johnny Depp can feel anything is to kill people? Someone wrote a song about this very idea.
This is officially my new favorite genre of music. One week until Halloween!