Laces out, Luigi!

Good grief, man, did you not see Ace Ventura: Pet Detective? You're even in Miami!

Nintendo staged a big Super Smash Bros. promotion before yesterday's Florida State-Miami game, and got the two mascots to pose for this on the field of Sun Life Stadium. Luigi's impersonation of Dan Marino's faulty holding technique is not the only problem with the setup. Left-footed Mario is going to kick his brother in the jewels with that follow through.