Do you value compassion? According to some fun "facts" released by the creators of Cards Against Humanity, your preferred sexual partner is a dolphin. More into freedom? Try a tiger.
Cards Against Humanity recently announced its Holiday Bullshit bundle, in which people pay $15 to have 10 mystery gifts delivered during December. As part of the process, buyers were asked to to answer four optional questions:
- What value do you hold most dear?
- Which Nicolas Cage movie is the best?
- If you had to have sex with an animal, which one would it be?
- Soup or salad?
"Over 180,000 people have signed up for Cards Against Humanity's Holiday Bullshit," the site reads. " ... We only asked people these questions because we thought they were funny, but 82 percent of people answered the voluntarily."
The results provide insight on some very tough topics. Of those polled, 82.7 percent "incorrectly" answered with a different Nic Cage movie than "Face/Off," and it appears that states like California and Texas would rather get down with a dolphin than anything else. When it came to the soup vs. salad debate, organizers concluded "We're pretty sure this is just a map of where it's cold in November."
You can check out the full results, including very scientific charts and maps, on the Holiday Bullshit website. Sign-ups to receive bullshit are still open.