Assassin's Creed is a series built on political intrigue, mystery and death, but a musical take from MachinimaPrime makes it all seem so very ... what's the word? Quaint.
Series heroes such as Altair, Ezio and Aveline belt their hearts out in this short "off-off-off Broadway" production, which features three songs complete with group choreography. You can watch the musical in the video above.
If you're more into adorable parodies, you can always try Assassin's Creed Kittens on for size. Assassin's Creed Rogue and Assassin's Creed Unity, the next entries in the franchise, are expected to launch Nov. 11.