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Goat Simulator bleats it way to Steam this spring, now with licking

Goat Simulator is headed to Steam with a new sticky tongue mechanic, according to a video published today on developer Coffee Stain Studios' official YouTube channel.

Press play above to see the titular goat wreaking havoc while axe wielding, trampoline bouncing and window breaking. You can also pre-order Goat Simulator for $9.99 though the game's official website. Those who do will receive the Windows PC game three days before it's released sometime in spring 2014.

"Goat Simulator is like an old school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff," its creators explain on YouTube. "It brings next-gen goat simulation to YOU. WASD to write history."

Coffee Stain Studios also explained the genesis of the game and provides a bit of buying advice on Goat Simulator's official website.

"Goat Simulator is a small, broken and stupid game. It was made in a couple of weeks so don't expect a game in the size and scope of GTA with goats. In fact, you're better off not expecting anything at all actually. To be completely honest, it would be best if you'd spend your $10 on a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe a real-life goat."

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