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The following is a review of Kim Kardashian's new mobile game, Kim Kardashian: Hollywood in the form of Kanye West lyrics submitted via Twitter.
This is goon shit. Fuck-up-your-whole-afternoon shit.Things we see on the screen are not ours.I guess this is my dissertation, this shit is basic.
Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she take my money when I'm in need. Wait till I get my money right. I'm looking at her like this what you really wanted, huh?
I'm doing pretty good as far as geniuses go.
This is the story of a champion. I had a dream I can buy my way to heaven.
I'm so appalled. How could you say they live life wrong? How much do I not give a fuck? My presence is a present. Kiss my ass.
As soon as they like you, make 'em unlike you.
I'm a star, how could I not shine? It's amazing I'm the reason everybody's fired up this evening. I'm glad I never listened to you losers. Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it. Too many Urkels on your team, that's why your wins low.
Clock's ticking, I just count the hours.
Man I been waiting all night now. Four in the morning and I'm zonin', I been working this grave shift and I ain't made shit. So good night cruel world, I'll see you in the morning.
I'm in it and I can't get out. I can't love you this much. My girl is a superstar all from a home movie.