When you're a pirate, there are no rules. Is that duck looking at you funny? Then you slice it. That's just the hard life you lead as a scoundrel sailing the seven seas.
I may be prepared for such a tough life, but I'm sorry to say my buddy Griffin McElroy is not. You can watch our journeys in the world of new pirating RPG Risen 3: Titan Lords above, and see if you are left as aghast as him at my blatant hatred toward innocent birds.
