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You hold in your e-hands what will, most likely, be the last ever post on Polygon.

We've just begun playing Clicker Heroes, a game in which you click monsters to make them die, earn gold and then use that gold to make your clicking stronger. We know what you're thinking: "That sounds like every MMO ever made!" That's very funny, reader, but in actuality, Clicker Heroes is like a nightmarish blend of Cookie Clicker and every dark impulse you've ever been too terrified or too disgusted to admit to yourself.

Did we mention there are bosses? And hero upgrades? And really great clicking sound effects? And power-ups?

Frankly, even focusing long enough to write this stupid post when we hear those sweet clicking noises in the next tab has been a Herculean task and