First X-Men: Apocalypse trailer is here to build a better world from the ashes of the old

Bryan Singer's X-Men: Apocalypse, the latest classic, bananas X-Men storyline to get a major movie adaptation, has its first trailer.

Within, you will find some new characters (Jubilee!) some old characters with new actors (Nightcrawler! Storm!) and some old characters with new looks (seriously, your "stinger" is sudden baldness?). But most of all, you'll find Oscar Isaac, yes, that Oscar Isaac, tearing up the scenery — literally and figuratively — as Apocalypse himself.

If you ask me, I'm sticking with Poe Dameron. He's way dreamier.

And less likely to have been controlling all of human history from a hidden ski lodge.