The video posted above is NSFW, which, at this point, you probably could have assumed.
This is my third go-round with a Five Nights at Freddy's game while doing videos at Polygon, so I've come to acknowledge that my tiny, fragile heart can't handle this series. This third installment introduces some new mechanics and a weird cyber warfare element to the mix, but the rhythm of terror in this game remains mostly unaltered. I will watch out for killer robots, inevitably lose track of those robots and, finally, be devoured by those robots. Even when I know it's coming, it still makes me swear like a sailor — hence the work-unsafeness.