So the Batman v Superman trailer leaked out yesterday, and it was comprehensively bad. The flick is directed by Zack Snyder, who excreted Sucker Punch in 2011, so what would you expect? Anyway, here comes Bad Movie Drinking Game to clean things up with a slightly less subtle recut.
Get it? This is a dark movie, and yes, both heroes grew up without their parents. And that's "just the first verse." Can't wait to hear the second.