There is a mod for The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim that allows players to summon two followers who — we're not joking — look just like Thomas the Tank Engine.
"Their names are Mister Man and Guy McPherson," the description for Trainwiz's Funny Followers reads. "There is nothing strange about them. They are definitely not other-worldly demons here to drain all hope from the world." It also credits "Satan, for lending his voice."
Well, that's a load off!
Oh, and here's a video, all but guaranteed to haunt you for the rest of your days.
So there you have it, for free if you want it, because Valve isn't selling mods on Steam anymore. What do you think?