Chris Pratt stars in the upcoming Jurassic World, and he's about to begin what is sure to seem like a non-stop publicity blitz for the movie where he's forced to sit in small rooms for hours at a time in different locations around the world and answer questions about the movie and his life.
It's not a fun situation to be in, and we know what happens when someone gets a bit punch-drunk and decides to make a "joke" about a character in the film. So Pratt has decided to apologize in advance.
"I want to make a heartfelt apology for whatever it is I end up accidentally saying during the forthcoming Jurassic World press tour," he wrote on his Facebook wall. "I hope you understand it was never my intention to offend anyone and I am truly sorry. I swear. I'm the nicest guy in the world. And I fully regret what I (accidentally will have) said in (the upcoming foreign and domestic) interview(s)."
He goes into more detail about what he may feel in the future after slipping up and doing something potentially offensive.
I am not in the business of making excuses. I am just dumb. Plain and simple. I try. I REALLY try! When I do (potentially) commit the offensive act for which I am now (pre) apologizing you must understand I (will likely have been) tired and exhausted when I (potentially) said that thing I (will have had) said that (will have had) crossed the line. Those rooms can get stuffy and the hardworking crews putting these junkets together need some entertainment! (Likely) that is who I was trying to crack up when I (will have had) made that tasteless and unprofessional comment. Trust me. I know you can't say that anymore. In fact in my opinion it was never right to say the thing I definitely don't want to but probably will have said. To those I (will have) offended please understand how truly sorry I already am. I am fully aware that the subject matter of my imminent forthcoming mistake, a blunder (possibly to be) dubbed "JurassicGate" is (most likely) in no way a laughing matter. To those I (will likely have had) offended rest assured I will do everything in my power to make sure this doesn't happen (again).
He also offered some advice on how to deal with getting tired of Chris Pratt in general.
"If it gets old or you grow weary of my face just remember, you could always do what I did while waiting for the original Jurassic Park to open, go outside and play with imaginary dinosaurs!" he wrote in another update. "They are the best and they are free!"