Good science starts with a sturdy hypothesis, so here's ours: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is a perfect human specimen. In this week's Monster Factory, we try and play God with his DNA, and learn about The Rock's un-improveability firsthand: Trying to improve The Rock simply returns him to a zero-state, where limbs devolve into useless protuberances and all his meat retracts, fearfully, back into his center mass.
Come, and celebrate our mistake as we produce the world's most ... unforgettable fighter in WWE 2K14. He may not have a lot of talent, but he sure has a lot of guts. Literally, like, he's got way more organs than anyone could possibly need.