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Look: rather than risk corrupting the incredible thing you're about to experience with a written explanation, we figure it'll be much easier if we just show you.
Above, watch as Nick and Griffin hop blindly in to into Arcane Kids' Sonic Dreams Collection, checking out the first (and, somehow, the tamest) of its four included games: "Make My Sonic." This is just the beginning, too – we've spent a harrowing amount of time today with all four games in the collection, and will be bringing you videos on each of them as quickly as possible.
If you'd like to experience Sonic Dreams Collection for yourself, simply head to the URL hedgehog.exposed and enter the password 'grandpa.'