Paramount Pictures released a teaser trailer for Zoolander 2 over the weekend, a strange piece featuring imagery that looks like it came from an educational video you might show to a high school science class.
The trailer begins with a voice-over from a speech synthesizer — clearly meant to evoke Stephen Hawking — that touches on the Big Bang and the wondrous universe it birthed, including, after billions of years, the magnificent human brain.
Well, maybe "magnificent" doesn't apply in this particular case.
Derek Zoolander and Blue Steel return next year — not in "Two Hundred Lander" or "Zoolander Eye Eye," but in Zoolander 2 (stylized in the logo as 2oolander). The sequel to the 2001 film is set to premiere Feb. 12, 2016.