Quiet’s ‘sexy’ shower scene in Metal Gear Solid 5 is better with a fully clothed man

Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain has a lot of questionable choices concerning its scantily clad sniper, Quiet, from awkward shower scenes to voyeuristic camera shots and truly ridiculous fashion. On YouTube, channel Tactical Modding Operations manages to both highlight how ridiculous these moments are, while also making light of them — by swapping out Quiet for Revolver Ocelot. Move aside, dog-man Ocelot.

The best swap comes in the form of the splashing in the rain sequence above, in which we see Ocelot happily roll around before sharing a sweet moment with Snake. But it's also hard to sell this video below short, in which a once showering Quiet is replaced by Ocelot sensually lathering up.