How, how, how have we not done a Monster Factory on Second Life up until this point? It's a game that gives you basically unlimited control of your avatar's appearance, giving you free reign to make a human garbage disposal with a butt like an endtable. You can attach anything to anything in Second Life, and, sweet lord, we do.
In the process of seeing how far we can bend Second Life before it breaks, Justin and I create a political powerhouse and campaign for supreme rulership of this inscrutable virtual world. We're the Boy-Mayor of Second Life, and we approve this message.