Who is Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain's best sidekick? Is it D.D. the dog, with his sensitive, enemy-sniffing snout and killer knife skills? Is it Quiet, who can take out an entire base by herself while Big Boss sneaks his way to the objective? That all depends on your play style. But the funniest sidekick, indisputably, is this glitched-out Ocelot.
Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain’s funniest buddy is glitchy Ocelot
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YouTube user Lakitouille shows what happens when Ocelot’s character model is applied to D.D.‘s animations: He becomes a wiggling, T-posed killer who can take enemy soldiers down with a powerful crotch smash to the face. It’s possible that Ocelot’s powers come from his stretchy, tongue-like hand appendage, based on the video above.
For more Ocelot model-swapping fun, see what happens when he replaces Quiet during her showering scenes and gets some love from Big Boss below.
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