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What Google told us about Gears of War 4

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If anyone still cares about Gears of War, please read this

Gears of War 4 came out today for Xbox One and Windows PC. Judging by the piddling handful of views on our gameplay video, absolutely no one cares.

That's kind of too bad! Despite the fact that people searched "Gears of Wars 4 is bad" enough for it to autocomplete on Google, the game got a good review from us. Of course, that's not what we're about on SEO Play.

Today we answer the most pressing questions you have about Gears of War 4, as dictated to us by Google's autocomplete function. A lot of the questions were about whether certain characters are dead or not. (We already know whether certain characters are dad or not.) Don't worry, we answer them without providing you with any actual information whatsoever. Don't thank us! We're just doing our jobs.

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