Full disclosure: I own this shirt. I bought it at a Target in Springfield, Ore. in 2009.
This is Nick Luciano's dad. You might remember him from last year, when he re-enacted all of the taunts for Super Smash Bros. on the Wii U. Now he's back to bring life to Bayonetta, with a couple of retractable dog leashes.
He lacks the librarian glasses and saucy updo but, once again, Nick's dad delivers. Ask your mom.