The fine print on the giant Overwatch figures is incredible

A series of gigantic Overwatch action figures has appeared around the world, and some enterprising folks have taken a picture of the fine print on the back of the box.

Blizzard, as always, has nailed the details.

Here's the text, in its entirety:

While there is no physical or legal possibility to "play" with the giant figures, you can play as 21 different heroes in Overwatch, releasing on the 24th of May, 12:00 GMT, on major consoles and PC. CHOKING HAZARD: It is impossible to choke on the figures due to their large size. However, choking during an actual Overwatch match is possible and may result in last-minute defeats, shame, embarrassment and public ridicule, courtesy of your peers. Prices and participation will not vary. The figures are priceless, and participation is not possible.

And yes, the figures really are that big:

For scale, I'm 6'3". pic.twitter.com/mchKDXu5BZ

— RuzGofDi (@RuzgofDi) May 20, 2016

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