This Pokémon Go naming scheme is our greatest achievement as a species

Just like all of you, we're sure, our hearts have been filled to the brim with Pokémon Go stories of Pokémaniacs reemerging, with blinking hesitance, into the sun and finding that the rest of humanity was not a long-forgotten dream. But when the cultural histories are written, we're fairly certain the below Pokémon Go naming scheme will be at the beginning of the entry.

Am I doing this right? #PokemonGO pic.twitter.com/D5sAJEL8sa

— Cardoza evolves into (@juliusblaise) July 10, 2016

If you're lost, you're in for an auditory treat. With all credit to Adam Cardoza's, we'd like to award two second place medals. We have, as of this moment, been unable to identify their originators.

WHO DID THIS #PokemonGo pic.twitter.com/khu6Lz8jip

— Jarry (@jarry) July 9, 2016

And of course:

@jarry probably this guy pic.twitter.com/kIWyKm1n4e

— Paco (@Ddawg_777) July 9, 2016

OK, we'll stop.

After this one.

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