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Concerns about Resident Evil 7, as indicated by Google, via my mouth

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Have I not screamed enough?

Capcom’s latest constipation-relieving scare game, Resident Evil 7: Biohazard, is coming for us on Jan. 24, 2017.

The game has cornered a special place in our hearts. It’s a Resident Evil game that finally returns to the series’ horror roots, while also not being a Resident Evil game at all, because hillbillies and first-person POV.

Whatever your take on whether Resident Evil 7: Biohazard is a Resident Evil game or not, I think we can all agree that we have some questions about it.

On this week’s episode of SEO Play, we answer these questions, after a cursory Google search to figure out what they are. And we answer one of them wrong, because we’re idiots and even though we’ve played Resident Evil 7’s Beginning Hour demo like three times, we forgot that it was available on PlayStation VR. This just goes to show you, you can’t trust anyone! Especially not yourself!

Watch the video above for accurate answers to other questions. If you like this, you should know that it’s part of a series we’ve been running on Polygon’s YouTube channel. You could spend a considerable amount of time viewing these with your eyeballs, as well listening to them with your ears.