Touch the Skyrim: Making the perfect Animal Crossing experience

I’ll be honest: This version of Touch the Skyrim is going to be our most self-serving yet. Every atom of my being is aching for a new Animal Crossing game, but with little hope on the horizon, I’ve had to take matters into my own hands. How accurately can Nick and I recreate Nintendo’s charming life sim series inside of Bethesda’s fantasy murder festival? You can ... probably guess by this point, right?