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Some Soulcalibur 6 fans remind everyone why we can’t have nice things

Players go for the obvious joke on launch day

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Owen S. Good is a longtime veteran of video games writing, well known for his coverage of sports and racing games.

Soulcalibur 6 launched today and it again, foolishly, trusted fans with the “Create a Soul” feature, which is a very well endowed tool for creating custom characters. And boy, is it fun to play with.

Warning: This video below depicts graphic and exaggerated lizard anatomy.

Many players have used Create-a-Soul to pay homage to heroes from movies, comic books and other video games. But in Lizardman some have found a more sinister application. The apple, cylinder and heart objects in Soulcalibur 6’s creation suite can be made into a phallic shape. And when Lizardman is then given the gyrating and hip-thrusting move set of Voldo, you have a serious case of reptile dysfunction.

Soulcalibur 6, on PlayStation 4, Windows PC and Xbox One is rated T for Teen and, sure, online interactions such as this masterpiece of juvenile humor are not rated by the ESRB. Still, as viral videos and giggling spreads, copycats are equipping other characters, posing a circum-sizable problem for Bandai Namco moderators.

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