Fire Emblem: Three Houses hosts a variety of characters, and some of them aren’t quite as hip or welcoming as the kids populating the school. Seteth, the archbishop’s second-in-command, doesn’t take kindly to the player at first. Instead, the Wyvern Rider is cautious and skeptical of the player’s abilities ... but this doesn’t stop Seteth from sending you on quests.
Players have latched onto Seteth’s grouchy, out-of-touch personality — and his tendency to send you on errands — and have erected an entire meme around it. In these jokes, fans Photoshop the quest dialogue screen to make Seteth sound like a baby boomer who has no idea what any of the kids are talking about. Basically, if you remember the the children yelling: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds! meme from last year, Seteth would probably be the “We have food at home” part of the alignment chart.
Here are some of the best Seteth jokes from around the internet — it’s become a template.
These quest statements from Seteth are getting out of hand pic.twitter.com/o42bPjE1ZA— Louie Calisto, Contrived Confusion (@WeinieCheeser) July 29, 2019
Someone said Boomer Seteth and I couldn't resist pic.twitter.com/emUIe1jpgS— Louie Calisto, Contrived Confusion (@WeinieCheeser) August 1, 2019
damn seteth, that sounds like a big problem pic.twitter.com/G3ZQeB7Sjx— illumen no kiseki @ golden deer (@KendanKip) August 1, 2019
Seteth has another quest? Man these are getting out of hand. pic.twitter.com/ixnvpKztrC— Smelly Katarina: now with added Dorothea (@smelly_katarina) August 1, 2019
Seteth talks too formally to ever set up the correct punchline for Up-Dog and Flayns driving him mad about it pic.twitter.com/B35dUuXaqw— Seteth’s Wife (@FrenchFrogCos) August 2, 2019