The Pokémon Center is now selling a life-sized Psyduck plush that stands at 31 inches tall for $279.99.
The Psyduck plush is clutching its head in the usual iconic pose, but this means that your Psyduck will likely be constantly on the verge of a headache. If I had to make an intelligent guess about the texture of a Psyduck, I would assume that it’s feathery, like a real-life duck. Unfortunately, this plush is not feathery, so it doesn’t have a semi-realistic hand-feel, like how the girlfriend-stealing Mareep plush does.
If you wanted to imitate the journalist from Detective Pikachu, Lucy Stevens, you can get this huge Psyduck and try to jam its thick body into a baby holder. It will not, however, deliver powerful blasts from its brain when it gets stressed.
The plush will ship out in the latter half of 2020 and it’s up for pre-order until July 5.
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