Polygon’s Justin and Griffin McElroy are old hands at E3, so this year they welcomed their middle brother (and co-host of the My Brother, My Brother and Me podcast) Travis to the big show in an effort to show him the ropes. Sadly, Travis had other plans, namely trying to score the show’s top chicken tenders.
Are you ready for the real E3? Not the gussied up fluff you’re gonna get from other outlets, but the real stuff. Are you ready to learn the dark secret of E3 Bessie and the game milk? Are you ready to enter the dome? Are you ready to peer into The Scarlet Prison? We assure you that you are not ready, no matter what you may be shouting at the screen.
You are, perhaps prepared to learn some really cool ways to dip tenders in your ranch. If that’s the case, we’ve got you covered.