Dark Souls 2 can be such a lonely experience. Thankfully, the fabric between worlds is thin, and there are plenty of opportunities for players to help or troll each other with soapstone messages.
Here are three that made me laugh (none especially helpful or trollful):
And (in case you were wondering why you can't fit through that gap):
Anyone else? There are, of course, like a thousand instances of "try tongue, but hole" throughout Drangleic in case you're ever feeling sad about anything.