Monday Funnies

Professor X’s depression beard makes him look like Steve Jobs

By Susana Polo August 14

Ms. Marvel died and came back to life as an X-Man in just 8 weeks

By Susana Polo August 7

Good job, Professor X, you just misplaced 99% of the X-Men in space

By Susana Polo July 31

DC’s turning every superhero into an animal

By Susana Polo July 24

Wonder Woman’s new kid nods to the character’s polyamorous origins

By Susana Polo June 26

Marvel Comics reveals the secret identity of Florida Man (it’s Loki)

By Susana Polo June 12

Marvel’s Punisher series has ended in divorce

By Susana Polo June 5

Wolverine’s comic is the best Dr. Strangelove sequel ever

By Susana Polo May 15

Batman just met the infinite Batmans of DC movies, TV, and games and bested every multiverse montage

By Susana Polo May 8

DC Comics just hit the reset button on Shazam, courtesy of Wonder Woman’s mom

By Susana Polo May 1

Spider-Man was gone for one day and Mary Jane went and had two kids

By Susana Polo April 24

There’s something terribly, terribly wrong with Groot

By Susana Polo April 17

Venom’s latest transformation is everything good about superhero comics

By Susana Polo April 10

The best pet in Marvel Comics finally has his own comic book

By Susana Polo April 3

X-Men’s best throwaway character returns to destroy mutant government

By Susana Polo March 21

The Kingpin is exploiting immigration law to become a citizen of the X-Men’s paradise

By Susana Polo March 13

Beast became the X-Men’s Henry Kissinger, so Wolverine put a stop to him

By Susana Polo February 20

The Last of Us’ Cordyceps nightmare is already at work in Batman comics

By Susana Polo February 13

The next generation of Blade comics has big Buffy vibes

By Susana Polo February 6

Mister Sinister makes destroying the X-Men, Avengers, Eternals, and Thanos look downright fabulous

By Susana Polo January 30

The most toxic X-Man put a stop to nuclear war

By Susana Polo January 23

There’s already a perfect sequel to Prey right under Disney’s nose

By Susana Polo January 16

The Joker is pregnant, and there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation as to why

By Susana Polo January 9

Batman fell off the moon and, boy, he’s pissed

By Susana Polo December 19, 2022

Marvel’s newest mutant is the actual Sherlock Holmes

By Susana Polo November 28, 2022

Marvel Comics just solved the MCU’s Eternals problem, if anyone wants to fix it

By Susana Polo November 14, 2022

There’s a Skrull in the Avengers’ unisex bathroom

By Susana Polo November 7, 2022

The Avengers, X-Men, and Eternals finally defeated god, and now they have a new one

By Susana Polo October 31, 2022

The MCU’s newest superhero just got her hands on one of Marvel universe’s worst WMDs

By Susana Polo October 24, 2022

One man must stop the apocalypse... by time traveling back to kill Christopher Columbus

By Susana Polo October 17, 2022

Spider-Man got to talk to a resurrected Gwen Stacy for 5 minutes, and it was sweet

By Susana Polo October 3, 2022

God declares Hawkeye slightly more valuable than ‘a randomly chosen mailbox’

By Susana Polo September 26, 2022