Who do you date in Fire Emblem: Three Houses when you also hate yourself?

Who is Fire Emblem: Three Houses’ best boy? Well, that all depends on your own feelings of self worth, apparently.

This week on The Polygon Show, Allegra decides between two very sad boys with self-esteem issues and invisible eyebrows in Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Hubert comes close to stealing her heart, but Linhardt may be her chosen smooch partner in the end.

Meanwhile, I regale the others with story of my hot streak at Grand Theft Auto Online casino mode. Simone would just like to be left alone to watch Rattle and Hum for the 300th time, and she doesn’t like any of my judgement, either.

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This week’s episode is hosted by Simone de Rochefort, Chelsea Stark, and Allegra Frank. It is produced by Jelani Carter and Ross Miller.