Aculeus

I feel like this would fit that meme where the guy is at a corporate meeting and makes an obvious suggestion, then gets thrown out the window. "We’re hear to rethink our BF strategy". Other guy says "Why don’t we just copy BF4 and make a few updates?" Smash, out the window.

Yeah, I don’t like the charms dangling around. I’d consider a middle finger or something for when somebody kills me and picks up my weapon.

It should have been an AI, not a charm. The AI models literally pop up around the map like the assistant did in MS Office.

Yeah, but does it still play the Mario sounds if you enter the Konami Code?