DyingAtheist

Press A to flashback and relive your own murder, hand blown off point-blank, brutally shot dozens of times, before the final headshot as your torturers giggle and get bored of you.

Press B to twerk.

You know about the melee/jetpack boost right? That always felt much more satisfying to me. A glitch so fun they left it in. A real acceleration, and the danger of going too high and suddenly realising your fuel is empty as the fall begins…

Oh hey cool, a Polygon article about a movie trailer that actually includes the trailer!

[stares pointedly at that Avatar one from the other day]

No I agree with BleepBloopDrink.

This is a textbook misleading clickbait article. Polygon is better than this.

So frustrating to see sale prices based off original RRP as the new normal.

Games that are years old getting big 75% off banners that drop them to where they should already be. I miss the days where game prices dropped with age, and then the sale hit.

Sekiro is exempt. If you get that much praise you charge whatever you want.

Poe’s law is a cruel mistress.

It’s fun to imagine, but literally the opposite direction to what would fit the MCU. If we were talking DCEU, Trank would be an incredible option. Maybe big screen Doom Patrol.

It’s been said before, but MCU F4 should probably go the route of "fantasical multiverse voyagers from the 60s who drop back into the modern day". Loads of fish-out-of-water stuff and crazy colour. Like the trippy bits of Dr Strange, but joyful and positive.

I’m so confused.

I get that this article must be a nightmare to write, given the number of times the games have been sold and resold….but no mention of SEGA mega drive and genesis collection?

If they are disappearing from the bundle for new buyers, that would be a BIG DEAL. I won’t even entertain the ungodly hellstorm if they disappeared from my already purchased items (which I believe can’t happen).

Polygon always leads me to the deepest philosophical questions:

"Is Spider-man strong enough to throw a handful of bullets at me harder than a gun would?"

Not important in the grand scheme, but I was really hoping for the black eyes of comic Jane Foster Thor. Always thought it was an amazing look. Added an otherworldly/mysterious touch.