Gnome de Plume

They tried that in the comics and people hated it

I’m not seeing anything about sweaty homoerotic locker room or volleyball scenes so how can it possibly be better than the original?

They didn’t have this problem with the first Avatar game

Granted it had a bunch of other problems but

This is Ubisoft remember, they don’t make games with political messages.

It’s Ubisoft, might wanna dial down those congrats a bit

That would probably been outside his production budget of "Slap his name on a bunch of existing Chinese knock-off retro consoles and flip them for a criminally high markup."